Slightly off topic, but since we're complaining about restaurant menus I think most of them are a complete mess in the first place. They either try to cram too

Slightly off topic, but since we're complaining about restaurant menus I think most of them are a complete mess in the first place. They either try to cram too much on one page, or require too many pages. It's not even necessarily that there are too many items, but that the design is shitty. Extra turd points if the page wastes the margins with noisy decoration or stock photos of drunk people smiling wielding margaritas or whatever and half of it is redundant ads for their specials. Don't get me started about glossy paper that's impossible to read under the glare of the accent lighting festooning the tables.