Good marketing pitch for disclosing to the highest bidder rather than responsibly to industry, gonna go to jail you might as well get top dollar for your troubl

Good marketing pitch for disclosing to the highest bidder rather than responsibly to industry, gonna go to jail you might as well get top dollar for your trouble. Oh no we did a terrible job and hardcoded credentials, someone found and tried a password and then reported it without stealing or destroying anything but our egos... the horror. Let's run to the cops and potentially ruin a life.