If being "invested" in something qualifies it as being a security then buying beanie babies makes you an investor, but maybe only if you "want beanie baby value

If being "invested" in something qualifies it as being a security then buying beanie babies makes you an investor, but maybe only if you "want beanie baby values to go up?" If I buy a macbook I'm "invested" in the fact that they will send out software updates. Am I a securities holder now because I bought a laptop?