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When I was a teenager, I would carry around small baggies of baking powder, just in case I got arrested for something. I enjoyed trouble a bit too much, althoug
by rpmisms 3y ago
When I was a teenager, I would carry around small baggies of baking powder, just in case I got arrested for something. I enjoyed trouble a bit too much, although never enough to actually get arrested.
- LorenPechtel 3y agoI've been tempted to put a folder of kitty porn on my computer. Exactly as labeled--cats having sex.
- rpmisms 3y agoMake sure to label everything by the age of the cats involved, too.
- hoten 3y agoI would be immensely paranoid that an arresting cop would find this somehow personally offensive, and replace my joke cocaine with real cocaine.