2013 Infiniti G37x. No internet or cell built in. It does have a touchscreen, but only used for built in gps. Climate, radio, etc are all physical buttons.

2013 Infiniti G37x. No internet or cell built in. It does have a touchscreen, but only used for built in gps. Climate, radio, etc are all physical buttons. No remote anti theft, but if someone has physical access, any car with an OBD II can be taken over to a limited extent. You could also go with a ford ranger.