The original post reads like satire. I assume your post is also sarcastic, or at least tongue-in-cheek. Fahrenheit is the most insane unit ever created. It is

The original post reads like satire. I assume your post is also sarcastic, or at least tongue-in-cheek. Fahrenheit is the most insane unit ever created. It is a snapshot of two random temperatures that just happened to be lowest temp easily achieved in 1724, and human body temperature (not a constant LOL), which he perversely assigned 90, not 100. Even acres seem to be derived from ploughing. I'm a farm boy, so I can relate to that, but I bet no city dweller has any vision of an acre in their mind's eye. Even a farm boy like me has trouble converting acres to sq. miles or sq. feet.