I'd blow my brains out if I has to sit through 6 hours of useless meetings a week. I've found a singular Slack message at the start of the day more than enough

I'd blow my brains out if I has to sit through 6 hours of useless meetings a week. I've found a singular Slack message at the start of the day more than enough for stuff like daily standups or whatever, literally no reason to drag people into a meeting for crap like that.