Tell me then where I can get a 2008 netbook: with gps, microphones and telephone. with accelerometers, gyroscopes, compass and cameras. a reliable solid stat

Tell me then where I can get a 2008 netbook: with gps, microphones and telephone. with accelerometers, gyroscopes, compass and cameras. a reliable solid state memory so I can use it on the go(jumping or waving it while moving). 10 hours of battery. made in Aluminium and not cheap plastic. Scratch resistant 2048-by-1536 resolution screen. Please tell me because I always wanted this, unfortunately I bought a netbook on 2008 that have none of the above.