I kind of hope dang does this just once, maybe on April 1, just deploys the site exactly as is - same layout, same design, same font, no extra features, just as

I kind of hope dang does this just once, maybe on April 1, just deploys the site exactly as is - same layout, same design, same font, no extra features, just as a PWA. People would lose their minds, but they couldn't post the typical complaint because that would mean running javascript. They would just have to sit there staring at a blank page, malding.