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FOLGARP is the best. Three out of four of the couples I gifted those toasters are now deceased and will never demand a gift from me ever again. The fire investi
by throwup238 3y ago
FOLGARP is the best. Three out of four of the couples I gifted those toasters are now deceased and will never demand a gift from me ever again. The fire investigators just call it an “act of god.”
Unfortunately the fourth only burned their house down and now we have to tolerate an insufferable GoFundMe campaign because their CA fire insurance only covers gender reveal parties. Bezos ruins everything.
- M_bara 3y agoYeah, these fr*cking toasters are out to get humans. Ask colonel Saul
- DanHulton 3y agoI did, but he just keeps trying to cut the corners off all my paper.
- monkeycantype 3y agoI really like this comment, and am now trawling DanHulton.com for more
- martypitt 3y agoI went hunting on DanHulton.com for some more gold. I was fascinated by the "I Paid The Most" site, and was disappointed it wasn't a real thing (anymore). @DanHulton - tell us all the tale.
- DanHulton 3y agoNot sure what you mean by not a real thing anymore - it's still up at https://ipaidthemost.com/ https://ipaidthemost.com/ Do I have a broken link somewhere?
- darkwater 3y agoSo say we all!