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Go on, start imagining. You wake up to make your toast, press the button down, and see: * Sorry, you must complete a critical system update before proceeding.
by YPPH 3y ago
Go on, start imagining. You wake up to make your toast, press the button down, and see:
* Sorry, you must complete a critical system update before proceeding.
* Wi-Fi unavailable, please check the network.
* Your AccuToast (TM) subscription has expired. Please update your details on the web.
* Non-genuine bread detected, please ensure you purchase AccuToast (TM) certified bread.
* Tampering detected, contact manufacturer.
- User23 3y agoThis happened with Pantelligent, except it just went dark because of a patent lawsuit. The app stopped working and the device became useless.
- SantalBlush 3y agoAlso, the AccuToast (TM) displays ads, to "help cover costs".
- 6510 3y ago> Sorry, you must complete a critical system update before proceeding. backup systems! > Wi-Fi unavailable, please check the network. Ethernet and satellite connectivity! > Your AccuToast (TM) subscription has expired. Please update your details on the web. bread delivery service! (like hp ink) > Non-genuine bread detected, please ensure you purchase AccuToast (TM) certified bread. Right, you cant just laser the images onto anything. > Tampering detected, contact manufacturer. A flying toaster that returns to the mother-ship when poorly treated. edit: The true American toaster: It slices a whole loaf of bread, deep fries it then sugar coats the slices in randomized blue white and red patterns with stars. It should be gold with a picture of Trump on the side.
- dylan604 3y agoOr wake up in the morning to find out the nightly OTA firmware update was bad and bricked your toaster.
- kstenerud 3y agoActually I was thinking more along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec