Reading this I thought it was a very elaborate version of this old joke: A young married couple are lying in bed after making love. The young wife turns to he

Reading this I thought it was a very elaborate version of this old joke: A young married couple are lying in bed after making love. The young wife turns to her husband and says "Darling, if I died, would you marry again?" The husband frowns and responds "Well, I've not thought about that, but I expect after a suitable period of mourning I may marry again". The wife is less than pleased with his answer. "I see. Would you move into this house?" "Why, probably. Yes" Further incensed the young wife says "Oh! Would you let her sit in my favourite chair? Would you let her sleep on my side of the bed? WOULD YOU GIVE HER ALL MY THINGS, EVEN MY GOLF CLUBS?" He replies "Not your golf clubs, she's left handed"