My favorite is "your privacy is important to us" as the first sentence of a huge ToS that absolutely shreds your privacy. Of course privacy is important to them

My favorite is "your privacy is important to us" as the first sentence of a huge ToS that absolutely shreds your privacy. Of course privacy is important to them, it's how they make all their damn money. Don't worry, they won't expose your private data to the world. Just mine it and sell it to their buddies. As explained in as vague and general terms as legally defensible, as written by a whole team of lawyers.