Don't sweat it. It's not hard. The dumbest sixteen year olds in America manage it. But here's a pro-tip. You don't even have to learn to drive. Just choose one

Don't sweat it. It's not hard. The dumbest sixteen year olds in America manage it. But here's a pro-tip. You don't even have to learn to drive. Just choose one primitive skill and pick a corresponding vehicle: Don't learn to practically drive at all, but can pass the test? Get a Tesla. Can only learn to floor the gas angrily and drive in straight lines? Get a BMW. Can only swerve recklessly across lanes? Get a Nissan Altima. Can only drive at 30mph and then confuse everyone around you with lane changes? Get a Prius.