Shocking! New machines are ever-so-slightly better at doing new things! OMG Is this what people have to tell themselves these days, to stay on fashion-driven u

Shocking! New machines are ever-so-slightly better at doing new things! OMG Is this what people have to tell themselves these days, to stay on fashion-driven upgrade cycles...? "Mate, I absolutely need a new mbp, what if Siri starts using a LLM and it gets 0.000001 second slower at replying that it didn't understand what I'm saying?!?” I wish these bloggers weren't so keen to go along with FOMO-stoking vendors.