> which fell under US jurisdiction due to the use of US financial services. Looking forward to falling under Iranian jurisdiction for using their oil, or Chine

> which fell under US jurisdiction due to the use of US financial services. Looking forward to falling under Iranian jurisdiction for using their oil, or Chinese jurisdiction for using their phones, and getting arrested and having all my possessions confiscated by Iran/China as soon as I enter international waters. Since apparently that's how 'jurisdiction' works now, according to the US.