We can make jokes and theorize all we like but https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Dibbler https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cut-Me-Own-Throat_D

We can make jokes and theorize all we like but https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Dibbler https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Dibbler continues to enjoy his permanent residency in our supply chains. Maybe evicting him won't solve all the issues but, given past outcomes, we may be surprised just how many it does? …and maybe, we're getting tired of occupying a position where we need to exhaustively refute Dibbler every time he makes a claim about the crap he's selling?