I have a woodshop behind my house out in the woods and it's creepy out there. So I put a linux mp3 streamer on a pi and I leave music going 24/7 at a sensible

I have a woodshop behind my house out in the woods and it's creepy out there. So I put a linux mp3 streamer on a pi and I leave music going 24/7 at a sensible volume. One of the icecast channels is "Music of K-Mart from the 1970s and 1980s"; I was out there at midnight doing a glue-up this summer, when my heart nearly exploded: "Security, rotate cameras to section 3!" boomed from the speakers. Afterwards, sitting there on the stairs, wiping sweat off the back of my neck, I had a very good laugh.