Some of my favorites: > SECOND LAW OF APPLIED CONFUSION Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck

Some of my favorites: > SECOND LAW OF APPLIED CONFUSION Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck. > MALEK'S LAW Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. > BALLANCE'S LAW OF RELIABILITY How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.