Heck, just digest it into a shittiness score and tell me once a year. Hey Google, how much worse is everything this year? According to Eventscore.com, nationa

Heck, just digest it into a shittiness score and tell me once a year. Hey Google, how much worse is everything this year? According to Eventscore.com, national despair increased by 34.2%, a slight uptick compared to last year. School shootings have proceeded as expected, political corruption is within norms, and economic marginalization has followed modeled trends. Climate change and wars continue, planes are falling apart again, the courts made bad decisions, protestors are angry. But a new VR headset is coming out soon and a sportsball team somewhere won a game. Happy new year! Your next update is in 2025.