Sorry for the delayed response. No, no sarcasm. My current phone is an Oppo, 8+8GB RAM, 256GB storage, and "ok" CPU/GPU. I've removed the bloatware, using NoRo

Sorry for the delayed response. No, no sarcasm. My current phone is an Oppo, 8+8GB RAM, 256GB storage, and "ok" CPU/GPU. I've removed the bloatware, using NoRoot Firewall and keep most apps NOT running in background. The main usage is Signal, Spotify, Netflix, Firefox. I don't need to upgrade it to a faster CPU/GPU/RAM any time soon, so why should I? I got a good case for it, so it survives the falls/drops. I genuinely don't see a reason to upgrade. Plus, when I DO change a phone I need to spend 2-3-4 days to reinstall apps, copy songs/ringtones/PDFs, remove bloatware, change settings on apps/battery/etc. I don't just boot and run with it.