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Apple's going to add plane crash to their crash detection marketing real soon.

• hobs 3y ago
  They could have before, back when I worked for apple support I took call from someone who was in a small prop plane crash and called in because the laptop was still intact but the screen cracked; they ended up comping the entire thing (and some more stuff) because the story was good.
  • lethal-radio 3y ago
    You’re telling me I just need some radical stories to get better support? Noted.
    • akira2501 3y ago
      You've ascended to "Tier: Radical" support. How may we serve you?
    • hobs 3y ago
      Absolutely. There's a bunch of key words you can still say to talk to engineering if you want to - but they will hang up when they know you are full of shit.