What a good idea. My ideal blogging platform would be one I could send an email to from a throwaway account, plain text, one image max, Subject becomes the head

What a good idea. My ideal blogging platform would be one I could send an email to from a throwaway account, plain text, one image max, Subject becomes the heading, signature the authors name and done - post published. For real blogging we could maybe each have one Honest Static website, on a shared host with no comment functionality. I think its ok to pay hosting to make what I write freely available. File Format could be plaintext, possibly even html. Offline editing would be a side effect but I am not sure about richtext editing. Tablet editing would be ok with an attached keyboard I guess, oh and if anything is game I might use the editor on my machine actually.