(from History of the World, Part I) Bea Arthur: Occupation? Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher. Bea Arthur: What? Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce

(from History of the World, Part I) Bea Arthur: Occupation? Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher. Bea Arthur: What? Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Bea Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist! Mel Brooks: Grumble... Bea Arthur: Did you bullshit last week? Mel Brooks: No. Bea Arthur: Did you try to bullshit last week? Mel Brooks: Yes!