I love the term "Thirsty Feature". I've seen this happen many a-time and it's always a sign of poor product management :/ Metrics looking dire? Did you ship th

I love the term "Thirsty Feature". I've seen this happen many a-time and it's always a sign of poor product management :/ Metrics looking dire? Did you ship the wrong product? Do users express little interest in what you have made? No worries - juice your metrics and secure that promo by forcibly throwing your feature at users' faces in an existentially inescapable way, like an out of control t-shirt cannon!