After reading some of those dire predictions now I am imagining Musk arriving on Mars and, finally free of the mind virus zombie hordes infesting his home plane

After reading some of those dire predictions now I am imagining Musk arriving on Mars and, finally free of the mind virus zombie hordes infesting his home planet, firing up his IDE, changing the linker and stdlib, then recompiling the world so he can finally use, as default entry point, 'int master(argc, argv, envp)'