> how would you rewrite this headline? "An Analysis of Suicide Rates in the Anglosphere" Shocking, right? It's basically an admission that the facts are too c

> how would you rewrite this headline? "An Analysis of Suicide Rates in the Anglosphere" Shocking, right? It's basically an admission that the facts are too complex to compress into a half-sentence, and if the reader wants to understand them they should read the actual article. But social cargo cult science has been operating like tabloid journalism for so long that this wouldn't even be considered.