I very clearly recall going through the cleaning goods aisle with my then three-year-old sitting in the cart when he saw something familiar, perked up and yelle

I very clearly recall going through the cleaning goods aisle with my then three-year-old sitting in the cart when he saw something familiar, perked up and yelled, "Dad, you have to get Oxy-Clean. It gets the tough stains out." "Kid, we really need to cut back on your TV time."