OTOH, my grandma is a bit older and has eaten oatmeal for breakfast for the last 50+ years. All that we can establish from these anecdotes is that neither fried

OTOH, my grandma is a bit older and has eaten oatmeal for breakfast for the last 50+ years. All that we can establish from these anecdotes is that neither fried eggs nor oatmeal will definitely kill you before you reach 90.