Your fake passionate guy knows that GitHub is a place to get noticed, can cut and paste a json parser in python, can follow a node.js tutorial, and can parrot t

Your fake passionate guy knows that GitHub is a place to get noticed, can cut and paste a json parser in python, can follow a node.js tutorial, and can parrot the cool kids bitching about Java verbosity. Sounds pretty standard graduate fare, but can they solve an actual coding problem with me? I don't mind what language they use, and they can have any IDE from a pencil and paper to a modern autocompleting behemoth.