I have a bike that I kept on the patio of my 2nd floor apartment. Woke up one morning to find it disappeared. The thief must’ve been in pretty good shape to ho

I have a bike that I kept on the patio of my 2nd floor apartment. Woke up one morning to find it disappeared. The thief must’ve been in pretty good shape to hoist it up and over my patio railing, down from the second floor, while balancing on one of the building’s support pillars. When walking to get dinner later, I see my bike abandoned in a patch of grass nearby. Upon inspection, the rear was warped, causing the wheel to clip the frame, rendering the bike immobile. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the idiot’s face when he dropped it from the 2nd floor and realized he couldn’t ride it away. Bent the frame back into shape and it’s good as new.