It's said I once wrote a Perl script to obtain queue times in a call center that took a screen capture via VNC, then carved up the snapshot into tiles for each

It's said I once wrote a Perl script to obtain queue times in a call center that took a screen capture via VNC, then carved up the snapshot into tiles for each queue and then OCR'd each tile to get the queue time. The time was then shoved into memcache and the process repeated. I acknowledge nothing.