I think that if Velcro's effort were explicitly comparable to The Onion, it wouldn't really help their case. That being said, Justice Antonin Scalia wrote some

I think that if Velcro's effort were explicitly comparable to The Onion, it wouldn't really help their case. That being said, Justice Antonin Scalia wrote some funny opinions, but he was a literal Supreme Court Justice and could do as he pleased.