Congratulations, you have discovered Turing Completeness. But it is not a contest of what can be done, but rather of how clearly, succinctly, and performantly

Congratulations, you have discovered Turing Completeness. But it is not a contest of what can be done, but rather of how clearly, succinctly, and performantly it can be done. Modularity is essential to human understanding, but inimical to performance. Succinctness demonstrates economy of expression, where it matters that what people need done is more succinct than things they don't. OO as a movement was childishly silly. OO as an organizational technique among many has been fruitful.