Most of the stuff inside Target would compare unfavorably to cake simulacra made for Netflix to put on television. This isn’t a bad thing! Sometimes a ratchet

Most of the stuff inside Target would compare unfavorably to cake simulacra made for Netflix to put on television. This isn’t a bad thing! Sometimes a ratchet set made out of fondant and priced below a pair of lattes is enough to get the job done. A coffee mill with the structural integrity of sprinkles will nonetheless last long enough for one to figure out if they give a shit about fresh ground coffee. For stuff that needs to last, going just a little out of the way makes all the difference! Need a pen? Find someone selling Pilot Vcorn [1], buy 10 for $30, and you’ve got pens for years. Get a Bodum burr grinder for $50 and wash your hands of your coffee appliance graveyard. Buy kitchen things from your local restaurant/commercial kitchen supplier and beat the shit out of them as they were designed to be beat. [1]: https://www.pilot.co.jp/products/pen/ballpen/water_based/vcorn/index.html https://www.pilot.co.jp/products/pen/ballpen/water_based/vco...