They have so many different recommendations they could do a "bullshit recommendation of the day". Tell you to do something every day for the rest of your life.

They have so many different recommendations they could do a "bullshit recommendation of the day". Tell you to do something every day for the rest of your life. If it does not work, scold you for slacking off. If your vision does not degrade, praise it all on the topical bullshit therapy.