Yay, an internet pizza thread. Get ready for: 1) snobby east coasters telling everyone what good pizza is, which is only found at the slice shop in their neigh

Yay, an internet pizza thread. Get ready for: 1) snobby east coasters telling everyone what good pizza is, which is only found at the slice shop in their neighborhood; 2) no true Scotsmen, keepers of the purity of pizza, arriving to tell everyone what isn’t pizza (typically a subset of 1); 3) random people in Midwest locations describing how their favorite pizza has ranch as the base, or is cooked in a deep fryer, or whatever other local innovations/aberrations (sure to be shouted down by 1 and 2).