That reminds me of the old story of the boy who hated his name. For years, all though his childhood, Michael Stinkelbum pleaded with his parents to let him cha

That reminds me of the old story of the boy who hated his name. For years, all though his childhood, Michael Stinkelbum pleaded with his parents to let him change his name. They refused, time after time. Eventually, Michael Stinkelbum reached adulthood. And he could make his own mind up, and he didn't have to get his parents' permission to change that hated name of his. So along he went to the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages and told the man behind the desk he wanted to change his name from Michael Stinkelbum. And the man behind the desk asked him what he would like his new name to be. And the relieved Michael Stinkelbum answered happily 'Geoffrey Stinkelbum'.