I have an electric stove, and the emissions just from the amount of swearing I do for how obnoxious it is to cook with have got to be approaching a small dairy

I have an electric stove, and the emissions just from the amount of swearing I do for how obnoxious it is to cook with have got to be approaching a small dairy farm. Electric stoves may at least help us solve the obesity crisis by avoiding letting anyone have food worth eating.