Read the book by the dude who came up with it many years ago when I was in Australia. I walked everywhere for a while barefoot after that. The conspiracy being

Read the book by the dude who came up with it many years ago when I was in Australia. I walked everywhere for a while barefoot after that. The conspiracy being that someone somewhere knew about this so they created footwear as insulators to disconnect us from the earth, maybe the devil invented shoes! Hide those hoofs ;)