The first one sent me into fits. The point is that we're old here, not the wild West. Hilariously, I live in one of the most German areas of Appalachia, so the

The first one sent me into fits. The point is that we're old here, not the wild West. Hilariously, I live in one of the most German areas of Appalachia, so the people look more or less like my neighbors. The second one would fit in at the CMAs.