“But the [ToS] were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.”

“But the [ToS] were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the [ToS], didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.” - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (slightly modified by me).