1: We are unique in the galaxy because life is rare. 2: The galaxy is teaming with life, but just like a flower in the amazon rain forest is wondering why th

1: We are unique in the galaxy because life is rare. 2: The galaxy is teaming with life, but just like a flower in the amazon rain forest is wondering why there is not life all around it, the flower simply lacks the basic tools necessary to find any evidence whatsoever of the lifeforms all around it. 3: Radio silence is required, as there is a bully in our solar system who sterilizes any life forms found. And as soon as we have the technology to broadcast our location, we will be extinguished by a process designed to keep this galaxy pure. 4: Life is right next to us, inside us, all around us. Just in alternate dimensions which make our galaxy look like a drop of rainwater. We just can't see it. 5: The human race is an experiment by a higher life form, and it's empty because it was designed to be empty. This one planet was seeded, and we are being watched. 6: DNA based life, like a virus, extinguishes all resources it can get it's hands onto, Humans will explode with productivity until we exhaust every resource available to us. We do not understand the word sustainable, even the green weenies acknowledge growth of O(n^n) 7: Humans are a weapon of mass destruction, and we have been planted, as a terrorist would plant a bomb in the other guy's house. We humans will consume every last calorie of energy from this universe. We are a weapon, and our growth is the explosion which will knock out the enemy alien. 8: When species get advanced enough to travel throughout the galaxy, we figure out that this isn't a universe at all, and we hack into the holodeck projectors in the wall and then forget about the useless projection that we call the universe. 9: The suns and phenomenon around us in the universe is an alien life form's abdominal fat, and we are bacteria who is growing inside it. As soon as we start consuming too much, demanding our life is more important than the natural decay of suns, the white blood cells will come to our planet and destroy us. 10: We will find life in other parts of the galaxy, as surly as the homo sapiens on the earth figured out that when you cross the great blue expanse, other strange cultures, much like our own, were growing there. 11: What we understand as the universe, with height width and depth, velocity, time, inertia and such, is a completely incorrect view of the universe. It's the same problem with how the flower sees the universe in terms of it's own life and needs. The flower only knows it's root structure and the properties of the ground, wondering why it doesn't find other flowers in its root structure. The flower simply cannot fathom that the life is actually touching it, around it, and inside it.