My favorite is still this version -- An Engineers Concept of Santa https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~andrew5/cute/engineer_santa.txt https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~andrew5

My favorite is still this version -- An Engineers Concept of Santa https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~andrew5/cute/engineer_santa.txt https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~andrew5/cute/engineer_santa.txt The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake