Your first day of flight lessons? Reminds me of my first day, except I was blindfolded, hands tied behind my back, flying a helicopter in a hurricane. Instructo

Your first day of flight lessons? Reminds me of my first day, except I was blindfolded, hands tied behind my back, flying a helicopter in a hurricane. Instructor said, "It's your chopper," and jumped out with a parachute. Managed to land it on a moving train. The train conductor, who turned out to be the President, offered me a job on the spot.