I've tried helping these sorts of people (when i was younger). "it's super simple to throw together" turns into "no no you're doing it all wrong. what i'm look

I've tried helping these sorts of people (when i was younger). "it's super simple to throw together" turns into "no no you're doing it all wrong. what i'm looking for is a way to make like, microsoft word, you know how it automatically formats for you? yeah i want that on the blog comment field, and then you press the print button and it prints out the office printer" there's a never-ending list of fairly impossible requirements; "can't you just make it work like my computer at home" for people who have no real experience in software OR business.