I enjoy both film grain, and the "creamy" tones that only a modern DSLR or comparable digital movie camera can produce. I like both HDR with the garish lights

I enjoy both film grain, and the "creamy" tones that only a modern DSLR or comparable digital movie camera can produce. I like both HDR with the garish lights right behind the actors' heads, and the artistry of a well-exposed negative processed through painstaking effort in a dark room to look good when printed. Why can't we have both? Why do I have to pick a side and declare my love for one style or another?