Fixing a CD drive with Polish Kielbasa: The CD drive in my first computer broke. We couldn't afford to get a new one, and after almost a year of using floppies

Fixing a CD drive with Polish Kielbasa: The CD drive in my first computer broke. We couldn't afford to get a new one, and after almost a year of using floppies I got a bit tired of having to carry them across the mountains every time I wanted play a new game. (context: I lived in a small village in southern Poland at the time -- imagine Twin Peaks, but with fewer people and bigger hills). Sometimes getting a copy of quake or Win 95 took several trips back and forth as I didn't have enough floppies and the ones I had would get corrupted. I turned 10 and finally decided to disassemble the drive and try to fix it. I found the culprit, but I realised that I needed a lubricant for one of the gears. In that exact moment my little brother was just passing by our "computer room", eating a bun with kielbasa (the smoky, greasy kind which is hard to find outside of PL). I put some of that stuff on a cotton swab, lubricated the gears in the drive, and magically fixed it. The drive outlived my old computer (may it rest in pieces). I miss a good Kielbasa Wiejska.