There are quite a few comments here saying this system is too out of date for modern use as a Linux laptop. What is a better alternative? It’s not like I’m un

There are quite a few comments here saying this system is too out of date for modern use as a Linux laptop. What is a better alternative? It’s not like I’m unaware what the answer might be. I have a very long list of manufacturers of nice laptops and for most of these I also have watch individual reviews of each, sometimes even after multiple months of use. What I really need though is one person (or team) to sit down and try them all for multiple months and then pick a winner. Ideally with something breaking (or the reviewer pretending it had broken) and the manufacturers ability to fix it being included in the rating. Does such a comparison exist?