Reminds me of the story of the commercial pilot who had a new flight attendant (doing her first flight) come over to the flight deck and started explaining the

Reminds me of the story of the commercial pilot who had a new flight attendant (doing her first flight) come over to the flight deck and started explaining the airplane controls to her to make conversation. Except the pilot had previously put a label saying "chemtrails" on a random switch and then told her that they activate that switch when they receive a signal from the government.